Daddy’s Little Helper

Posted on June 20th, 2011

Alex decided to help Daddy with revising his novel today.  He’s giving a ton of great advice!

Cool to have a little writer helping me out.

That’s it. I’ve had it!

Posted on June 16th, 2011

Alex reached his limit today.  Enjoy!

Starring: Alexander as Mount Vesuvius

Posted on June 14th, 2011

Today we took my newborn son Alex to visit our local writers group.  Unfortunately, this visit interrupted his feeding schedule, so by the time we got home, he was ready to eat.

I changed his diaper while my wife got ready to feed him.  His stomach was a little hard, so I decided to give it a rub as I usually do to help his bowels push everything out.

He let out a few toots, and I figured that was it.  I wiped him off and reached for the other diaper.

That’s when he erupted.

A mixture of poo and water shot out like water from a fire hose.  Four feet away, the white wall splattered with yellow excrement.

I had no idea a baby could poop with such force, or that my son had such artistic aspirations.

“A little help!” I called.  My wife came running down the hall.

When Brenda entered the room, she burst into laughter. “So the crap really hit the fan, huh?”

His changing table, both diapers, and the wall were covered in poo.  Somehow, through the carnage, I escaped any serious wounds.

Ten minutes and a whole lot of paper towels later, the nursery was back in order.

My son is teaching us every day that we should approach life with laughter and enjoyment.  We’re so lucky to have him in our lives.

Even on a crappy day.

Alexander Theodore Kalmbach has arrived!

Posted on June 10th, 2011

Our little one, Alexander Theodore, arrived on 6/9/11 at 11:57am.  He has a full head of hair, weighed in at 7lbs, 5ozs, and measured at 19 inches.

Those local to Rochester are welcome to visit us today at OMC Hospital, in room 274.  Please make sure to knock in case Alex is eating so we can make sure he and Mom are ready to see you.

I’ve included our favorite picture so far of Mom and Alex.  Thanks everyone for your good wishes!

Last post as a daddy-to-be

Posted on June 9th, 2011

Just a quick note to say that Brenda and I are in the hospital and about to deliver our first child into this world.  We’re so excited that we’re going to blessed with a little baby.

Here’s Brenda just after we arrived:

And here she is just before we start pushing.

And here’s me, excited about the next step in our lives!

Now I’m off to become a daddy.  See you all on the other side!